Up Next: San Barackcisco Giants

June 25, 2009

Barackmania has achieved a new marketing high, thanks to the Baracklyn Cyclones. Known to most as the Brooklyn Cyclones, a New York Mets farm team, the Cyclones decided to celebrate our new(ish) president for their June 23rd game. Among the Obama-themed specials:

  • Free Barack Obama bobbleheads to the first 2,500 fans in attendance, featuring the President in a Baracklyn Cyclones Jersey
  • Economic Stimulus Package: From 10am on January 20th – Inauguration Day – to midnight on January 23rd, ticket prices for the June 23rd game will be “rolled back” to the Cyclones’ inaugural 2001 season rates: $10 Field Box Seats, $8 Box Seats, $5 Bleacher Seats. Beginning January 24th, tickets will be priced at the regular 2009 rates ($15, $12, $8)
  • Universal Health Care: Free Band-Aids to the first 1,000 fans
  • Joe the Plumber special: any plumber named Joe gets two free tickets – one for himself, and one to “spread the wealth” with a friend

"I've got the whole Obama in my hands" (AP Photo/Mary Altaffer)

"I've got the whole Obama in my hands" (AP Photo/Mary Altaffer)

What would a Baracklyn Cyclones game be without a ceremonial first pitch by the POTUS? While the First Family wasn’t in attendance, there was a presidential lookalike on duty to fill in.

Lookalike?  Could've fooled us!  (AP Photo/Mary Altaffer)

Lookalike? Could've fooled us! (AP Photo/Mary Altaffer)


Kids love Obama and linear math? WTW?!

June 23, 2009

Fifth grade students at Franklin Avenue Elementary School in Westfield, Mass., recently completed a mural of Barack Obama using 2,420 dominoes (or rather OBAMINOES). According to a press release from the school, the “mural was created to honor the nation’s 44th president — and to learn a bit about linear programming math.” Linear programming math? Seriously?

Yes we can...do linear programming math. (photo courtesy of the ObamaArtReport.com)

Yes we can...do linear programming math. (photo courtesy of the ObamaArtReport.com)

Be nice to nerds because chances are you'll end up working for one - Bill Gates. (photo courtesy of ObamaArtReport.com)

Be nice to nerds because chances are you'll end up working for one - Bill Gates. (photo courtesy of ObamaArtReport.com)


Happy Father’s Day, First Dad!

June 21, 2009

Well, Barry has done it again. He’s written another letter to his daughters for Parade magazine that brought BoL to its knees, noisily weeping and wiping our noses. Not that we don’t love our dads, but the First Dad of the United States really pulled at our heart strings with this one, and made us secretly ask, “Will you be my dad?” See below for the complete letter to Sasha and Malia (note, the photos are added by BoL).

(courtesy of White House Photographer Pete Souza)

(courtesy of White House Photographer Pete Souza)

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Dairy Godmother for Father’s Day (eve)

June 20, 2009

POTUS and posse (Sasha and Malia) brought Dairy Godmother in Alexandria, VA to a standstill on Saturday. The first family bought some frozen treats (including frozen puppy pops for Bo) at the boutique custard parlor. According to the New York Times, Barack paid for the snacks, and offered to leave a tip (not knowing that tips are not allowed at the parlor) so he stayed for 15 minutes taking photographs with patrons and eating his custard. Well, good luck to you if you want to try Dairy Godmother, because if the lines at Ray’s Hell Burger are any indication of what happens to a place after a presidential visit…then expect to stand in line for a while!  

So many choices, so little time. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon)

So many choices, so little time. I'll have something lowfat b/c I'm going shirtless this summer. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon)


Presidential Smack Down! The “Rock” Obama vs. Buzzing Fly

June 17, 2009

So, he’s a Harvard educated lawyer, leader of the free-world and has reflexes of a ninja. Watch as POTUS puts the smackdown on a pesky fly during an interview with CSNBC’s Jon Harwood.  Mr. Miyagi you are SO put to shame! What can’t POTUS do? Axis of Evil, beware! Of course, PETA was on this immediately and sent POTUS a humane fly catcher..who knew?!


NatGeo needs to get creative

June 16, 2009

The National Geographic Society presented the POTUS with a one of a kind National Geographic map cabinet. Well, almost one of a kind. Turns out that every pack rat’s fave magazine company has been handing out these cabinets like so many candy: even cartographically challenged Bush received one in 2002, along with every prez since FDR. The collection of map cabinets resides (where else?) in the White House Map Room.

Obama wasn’t deterred, though. He exclaimed that this was “one gift I will definitely keep,” and explained that the Obama family loves maps for their tactile quality. Does this mean he didn’t keep the Saudi bling? In addition to the cabinet, Sasha and Malia received specialized children’s atlases and Michelle received a family reference atlas.

"This could prove unweildy on our next family road trip." (Photo courtesy of the White House)

"This could prove unweildy on our next family road trip." (Photo courtesy of the White House)

(Photo courtesy of the White House)

Okay, who marked all these countries as the AXIS OF EVIL?! get the eraser. (Photo courtesy of the White House)


Flotus Flower Power

June 6, 2009

On May 29, POTUS made a surprise visit to the 5 Guys in SouthEast DC. Some of you may have wondered if he picked up something for FLOTUS, as he was accompanied by Reggie Love and a lot of security. Well, we got to the bottom of that. FLOTUS was busy planting veggies with students at Bancroft Elementary School in DC’s Mt. Pleasant neighborhood. She’s really taking a liking to the dirty work!

Lettuce begin the festivities (courtesy of Pool photos from Huffington Post)

Lettuce begin the festivities (courtesy of Pool photos from Huffington Post)